I'm a staff scientist at Fermilab, I am interested in EFT measurement strategies/combinations, signatures with isolated leptons and photons in the final state, and precision SM measurements. I am also a primary developer of coffea along with Nick Smith. I furthermore work on Graph Neural Network based reconstruction of imaging calorimeters, creating neural network-based techniques to make intelligent pixel sensors with powerful on-device predictive capabilities, and precision timing detectors/systems in various capacities. I will discuss the various things I work on, interests I have, and the problems in and around the pythonic HEP-analysis ecosystem I would like to solve near-term and long term.